Now that you’re so comfortable talking about your vagina, let me tell you all about what’s wrong with it. To start with, quite frankly, it’s filthy and it smells kinda gross, but that’s okay, we have some “cleansers” to help you with that. Oh, and cover up those grey pubes too please. It feels so good to sell products that, like, totally empower you. Can you believe that some women are so ashamed about their lady bits that they don’t even bother to treat their vajajays to a refreshing douche?